the cha cha slide in full metal armor
“sliiide to the left”
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
“one hop this time”
*clonk*
“two hops this time”
*clonk clonk*
“everybody clap your hands!”
*clankclankclankclankclank*
Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass
Any other requests? Send ‘em my way!this is peak fucking comedy
me at an alt j concert: PLAY PUT IT IN MY BUTT!
if u die in pokemon go u die in real life
I’m Thinking About Him………….Are U ?
Thinking about how ugly he is..
